seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via i-lovely-ou)


nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via fr3aking-me-out)


dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(via lolsofunny)


everythingcheermagazine:

Maryland Twisters F5

everythingcheermagazine:

Maryland Twisters F5

(via we-are-fierce)


lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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(via mileycryrus)


egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

(via momsdildo)


(via lolsofunny)


MY BODY SHOULDN’T BE SEXUALIZED BY MEN 24/7 BOOBS SHOULD ONLY BE SEXUAL WHEN I CHOOSE FOR THEM TO BE AND ACT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. IF I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN A TANK TOP THAT SHOWS MY BRA I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MEN SEXUALIZE ME IN THEIR THOUGHTS BECAUSE I’M NOT BEING SEXY IM WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET YOU KNOB DONT FUCKING TELL ME I HAVE TO CENSOR MY OWN BODY FOR THE SAKE OF MY SAFTEY THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT

(via meowsi)


insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

(via lolsofunny)



It’s one thing for your little anorexia squat to get by in their looks; that’s all they’ve got. But for someone like you, it’s just… lazy.

(via lolsofunny)


actionables:

fav Coachella 2014 looks

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(via momsdildo)


shippingreactions:

WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUSimage

(via lolsofunny)


(via momsdildo)


h-alf:

k-urietibu:

naimss:

how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush 

there will come a day where i don’t reblog this

today is not that day

i laughed more than i probably should

(via momsdildo)