literally me whenever someone talks to my best friend:
When you use an insult you saw on Tumblr in real life and people look at you like you’re a genius.
do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial
When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD
(via everlasting-x)
here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
(via damnthatswhatshesaid)
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.
When my parents type “www.” into the url.
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
(via lizziekay617)
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
(via lizziekay617)
